Why can’t we be more like traffic lights?

Did we breakup? And how many times did we breakup? Why can’t we be more like traffic lights?

Why can’t we be more like traffic lights?

Okay, how many times have we broken up now?
I lost count after twenty...
Oh wow,
it's thirty
Maybe fourty
Or perhaps fifty

We have breakup more often than traffic lights change colour
Our breakups are more regular
than the morning sunrise

Oh yeah, we had sex today, was that wise?

I don't think so
It must have been somewhere between Bordeaux
and Amaretto....

I can't recall
did we breakup after all?
Or are we still an item now?
All I can think about is how
you pushed me against the wall
How you aggressively made me orgasm
Was it right after my last spasm
that you said we were done?
I can't remember that one
All I can think about is what you did
I am somewhat destracted
Abstracted

I'm alternated
because it's so complicated

Why can't we be more like a traffic light?
Why are we just dynamite?