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Super Dildo Deluxe 2000

This one is about a Super Dildo Deluxe 2000.

Super Dildo Deluxe 2000

Her plastic friend was named SDDL2000
And here's what happened
to her Super Dildo Deluxe 2000...

She bought this friend of plastic
and it was fantastic
She started out once a day
and a long the way
once became twice
and then more, but after a week this device
refused to do what it was meant to do
She thought to herself: "Oh no, this is not true!"

She went back to the store where she bought it
Told the girl behind the counter this dildo was shit
The girl smiled in this particular way
and she could hear her say:
"You're not the first one to tell me this"
After a short analysis
the girl unravelled the mystery

"Your plastic friend needs a new battery..."

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