Not the threesome she had in mind

A threesome. Not the threesome she had in mind.

I can’t believe why she told me
this story
Why of all people did she tell me
this story
about her tasting what she defined as a mixture, a combination
Of yoghurt and glue
What was I to do?

Suddenly I realized what she was up to
Out to score a threesome
instead of a twosome
with her boyfriend
Probably this weekend

I played her game and said it was fine
Nervously she was drinking her wine
Then she asked me what to text her boyfriend
I played the role of good friend
and offered her to send the text using her phone
She was somewhat overblown
but she handed me her phone

I texted her boyfriend the following:
Don’t wait up for me tonight, the party is still ongoing
I switched off her phone and picked up mine
while she was drinking another glass of wine
I texted my ex
because she’s always in the mood for sex

We went home to my place
in a steady pace
I convinced her I gave her boyfriend my address
Inside I helped her out of her dress,
blindfolded her because it was one big surprise
She did not protest once or twice
My ex stepper out and dove between her thighs
While I heard her sighs
I asked her if she was ready to eat me out
There was no doubt

Finally she took off the blindfold and instead of protest
She confessed:
“This is way, way better than with my boyfriend!”
It was time for her last bend
She came and came, so loudly
and I followed her shortly.