This one is about Melanie the babysitter.
Melanie the babysitter
was so succesfully
Yep, she did her job splendidly!
As the babysitter she made sure the kids
didn't behave as pigs
They were in bed at eight
All she had to do is wait
Till about a quarter past ten
Because that was the moment when
her neighbor would return
She made an excuse that her headache made her burn
For sure, her husband could stay at the party
and he could even stay for the afterparty
Meanwhile became even more successfully
Giving and taking
And after intercourse,
only one question came to Melanie
She asked helplessly:
"So, are you ever going to divorce?"